The perfect website monitoring stack
A chef's guide to cooking up peace of mind. No culinary experience required - just a website and five minutes.
Prep Time
5 minutes
Cook Time
0 minutes
Servings
Unlimited
Difficulty
Easy
Oh Dear Kitchen
Serving peace of mind since 2018
Ingredients
- 1 generous cup of Uptime Monitoring
- 2 tablespoons of SSL Certificate Checks
- A handful of Broken Link Detection
- 1 dash of DNS Monitoring
- 3 pinches of Scheduled Task Monitoring
- A drizzle of Performance Tracking
- Notifications to taste
Instructions
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1
Prepare your base
Start by signing up for Oh Dear. No credit card needed - we trust you'll love it.
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2
Add your websites
Gently fold in your website URLs. Each one will be monitored from multiple locations.
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3
Configure uptime monitoring
Set your uptime checks to run every minute for that perfect consistency.
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4
Layer in SSL monitoring
We'll let you know 14 days before expiration - enough time to renew without panic.
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5
Sprinkle broken link detection
Like a good sous chef, it works in the background while you focus on important things.
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6
Season with notifications
Some prefer the zesty kick of SMS, others the smooth delivery of Slack.
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7
Let it simmer
We'll monitor around the clock while you sleep peacefully. Enjoy for years to come.
Chef's notes
- This recipe pairs wonderfully with Laravel or WordPress, but works with any framework.
- For extra flavor, add Application Health monitoring to taste.
- Leftovers keep indefinitely - monitoring never goes stale.
Nutrition information
0
Stress calories
100%
Peace of mind
8+
Hours of sleep
0
3 AM wake-ups
Reviews
"Made this for my 12 WordPress sites. The scheduled task monitoring caught a failed backup job I'd missed for 3 weeks. Chef's kiss."
Pieter
December 2025